March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum finds a drawer full of really awesome coupons but they all expired yesterday.
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easy-lucky-freetobeme:
I hope Rick Santorum starts to yawn and almost finishes but then something/someone distracts him and it keeps happening all day.
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I hope Rick Santorum goes to the movies and when the usher tells him to enjoy the show, he says, “You too!” and then feels so dumb afterward that he can’t enjoy the film.
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February 2012
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How not to write female characters: a lesson in...
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I think in order to hate someone, you probably must hate yourself at least a little bit.
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Anonymous asked: I wish you understood how much I appreciate the existance of a person such as yourself. You are extraordinary.
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“Only a sick person is disappointed to be healthy.”
– (via achroniccase)
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I guess the only question now is who will be the one to start the campaign for Meryl Streep to host SNL?
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WatchMy reaction to Meryl Streep winning the Oscar.
P.S. SLEEPING PILL AND GLASS OF WINE ARE PROBABLY WORKING.
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Meryl Streep and I are having a private post-post Oscar party hosted by Vanity Fair.
And by Meryl Streep I mean pictures of her. And by a private post-post Oscar party I mean me in my bedroom alone with candles. And by Vanity Fair I mean a glass of two-buck-chuck wine from Trader Joe’s and chocolate croissants.
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I googled “Academy Awards Meryl Streep” and apparently she was there, looked classy as hell, and won her third Oscar so I’m guessing this is something that matters.
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An Open Letter to Really Wanting Meryl Streep to...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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An Open Letter to Children in General (Teenagers...
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In Which I Try to Blog More Often By Giving...
So here it is:
Don’t ever date a married person. I cannot stress this enough. Don’t do it. Trust me like times a million. It’s the WORST.
In relationships, don’t ever compromise your values and beliefs for the other person. And I’m not talking about if you’re a vegetarian and they aren’t. I mean the big stuff. If you’re a social activist and they...
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THE NEW BRAVE TRAILER IS OUT! →
someextrastuff:
IT LOOKS AMAZINGGGGGGGGG!
CHILLS.
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I have just added Dance Moms to the list of...
Sue me (please don’t).
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“One thing I’ve tried desperately to avoid in all my work—liberal folks are used...”
– Allison Anders
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In Which I Talk About My Life:
Followers. There are 500 of you now. That is a lot of people. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a room, even, where that many people were listening to me (granted, not all of you listen to me I guess). That’s kind of weird.
Life is a big topic. But this will be a short(er) post. I just want to write this down to remember this moment and exist it in the best way I know how —...
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"I'm not racist, but..."
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An Open Letter to When Your Career Starts Coming...
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Every time the Republican candidates speak, I can’t help but feel like I’m being TROLLOLOLOLOLed.
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An Open Letter to When People Turn to You as The...
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An Open Letter to People Who Think Men Are...
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kelsium:
But let’s assume for a second that misandry is a thing. If misandry is a thing it is a justified thing. If “reverse racism” is a thing, which it is not, it is a justified thing. Members of an oppressed group are completely justified in mistrust or hatred of an oppressive population. Marginalized groups do not have the power to systemically oppress the ruling group. The most they can do...
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“As there begins to be less time ahead of you, you want to be exactly who you...”
– Meryl Streep (via loveforgoodness)
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Anonymous asked: I wouldn't shield my eyes if you were running around naked in my house. ;)
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More Quotes From The Kid I Tutor:
The Kid I Tutor: I need to tell you something. Where's my Valentine card?
Me: ...
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Quotes From The Kid I Tutor After I Gave Him A Kit...
The Kid I Tutor: Thank you for the Kit Kat.
Me: Oh, you're welcome!
The Kid I Tutor: I was talking to the Kit Kat.
Anonymous asked: do u luv andy dash dwyer or wut
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“But you’re so steeped in your female privilege that you’re unable to see...”
– There are at least 12 things wrong with this quote let’s start with the whole thing
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My Imaginary Future Conversation with an...
Journalist: But isn't writing scripts that only feature people of color racist?
Me: Only if you're white and an idiot.