December 2008
2 posts
Happy Endings Pt. I
Disney is oppressive and sexist. Or, at least, was. But parents continue to follow the age-old trend: The Disney Rite of Passage (DRP).
When a child in a modern suburban village reaches the Age of Disney Consent (in even the most conservative villages, this age is generally agreed to be anywhere from 2-4 years old), he/she is assimilated into the Disney Fantasmic Culture. The ritual marks a...
